you can call me Reverend Lindsay.....

last week was a little slow, so at some point i decided to become an ordained minister. i know you're probably wondering if that is some kind of sarcastic unfunny joke that for some reason i find hilarious. but i'm actually being serious.



i thought if i can end marriages as an attorney (even though i don't practice divorce law), maybe i should be able to create them, too. not sure that i'll ever perform marriage ceremonies, or preside over wakes, but i like knowing that i can. i like having the opportunity to help out those couples that face difficulties in getting married, whether its because of financial reasons, or legal ones (e.g. same-sex marriages). makes this cynic feel like a bit of a romantic.

besides, don't ministers get some kind of special parking privileges?? ;)



out.
- L